I've been abandoned

Bert, Lili, and Connie are all in New Haven watching the Harvard-Yale Game. Ugh. Who watches sports when the Denver Nuggets aren't involved? I hope Yale loses in the fourth quarter. That'll teach them for not inviting me to come along. Not that I would, because, again, who watches sports when the Denver Nuggets aren't involved?

Seriously

EAT IT, NYU AND/OR MIAMI HEAT. LET THE ASS BE EATEN!
Watching the game is making me too excited. I can't wait to play tomorrow. We haven't played Pork in forever and I can't wait to play sports. I love sports. I'm gonna focus, gonna play some sick D, gonna OH MY GOD DWYANE WADE IS SUCH A SCRUB!!! SUCK IT, BITCH!!!!!!!!