I've been abandoned

Bert, Lili, and Connie are all in New Haven watching the Harvard-Yale Game. Ugh. Who watches sports when the Denver Nuggets aren't involved? I hope Yale loses in the fourth quarter. That'll teach them for not inviting me to come along. Not that I would, because, again, who watches sports when the Denver Nuggets aren't involved?

I'm fucking bored

Ugh, everyone's gone for fall break. I guess I'll take a brief hiatus from blogging. There's nothing to write about, anyway. No one's here to entertain me. No one's even home. No Bert to warn against soda! No Milo to pork! The only way this suite could get farther from normal is if Dan showed up. I'm all alone, NinjaVideo my only friend.