Birthday. What is a birthday? A combination of two one-syllabled words, one a noun, and the other a noun that serves as an adjective. I like birthdays all right. But you know what I like more? Horsemeat. Nutrage. Spacedong. Those are some classy words.
One more classy word: shotgun. It's time for me to go do that to some shitty beer. Happy 21st, me!
Don't call it a comeback.
