I present this acrostic
Reporting, dear readers,
That I'm the fucking man, dick!
Happy 2-0 to this guy--
Dude's too awesome for words
And with Pork skills so nasty,
You'll be faked out in herds.
Please give me cool presents
Or at least let me win Smash.
Eat my ass, do my homework--
My big day's here at last!
Bert made this for me. And put it on my Facebook. Touché, Alphonso Chen.
