I have a lot of thoughts and feelings, and I've decided to start writing them down. Did you know, for example, that a 12-ounce can of V8 contains 11 whole grams of sugar? I've been thinking about this recently, and even though 11 grams isn't bad compared to the 39 grams found in a can of soda, the 42 grams found in just ten gummy worms, and the whopping 230 grams found in just one cup of sugar, I'll admit it's been making me a little sad.
Then, yesterday, I found out the EC vending machines were completely out of Cheez-Its, and I got really sad. So after I got back from practice, I asked myself how other people make themselves feel better in depressing situations. That's how this blog was born.
So if you're here to tease me or mock me or generally be a jerk about the fact that I have a blog, go do something pointlessly douchey with your own life and stay the fuck away from mine, prick. If you're here because you were wandering the internet and got lost, this should get you back on track. If you're here to read and learn and be entertained by my thoughts, welcome...you can stay, I guess.
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